Bottoms Up

Women often have to suffer through questionable fashion items in an exhaustive never ending battle to improve their image. Of particular note- the wonderbra. Many women wear these to enhance their assets.

Men have so far not had to use any enhancing attire. Beyond the humorous stuffing a sock down the crotch, guys have either not had the option or the need.

A company has just come out with what they claim is the male equivalent of the wonderbra. “Bottoms Up” underwear. The underwear has built in padding in the seat, so when guys wear them, their pants look more filled. I think concept is like a combination of spanx and padding.

I wonder if this hilarious concept will turn into a trend of body sculpting fashion for men.

Ladies, do you find your eyes wandering down to a guy’s butt when determining if he is attractive? Would you be disappointed if you brought the guy home, only to find out he wasn’t as well endowed as you originally though? (Probably as disappointed as he is after you take off the wonderbra!)

I wonder how they feel? I can see a girl being touchy and grabbing a handful, especially if they are incredibly too large to be real only to realize she is grabbing the equivalent of couch stuffing.

In the interest of science and humor, if someone wants to purchase these for me, I will wear them out on more than one occasion and see if anyone notices or comments. I’ll even send you a picture (with autograph) of me out and about in them- you can use that for whatever future blackmail you want.

The bottoms up website here: http://www.bottomsup.ca/forMen.htm