Birthday Wishes

Hey Guys. Thanks so much for the birthday notes and messages. I wanted to share with you how much your notes meant to me.

I woke up.

alarm clock smash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then I remembered it was my Birthday!

celebrate pitt

happy birthday kid

yes jonah hill

yes napoleon dynamite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then the facebook notices and texts and emails started coming in….

texting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and at first I was all cheers congrats gatsby

cheers - seinfeld

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, I went to work.

looking good 500 days

 

 

 

 

 

but then the texts just kept coming

texting munn

 

 

 

 

 

 

and I was all

frustrated gosling

cant take anymore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the whole time at I work I was thinking

i love my job

 

 

 

 

 

Until eventually I just

how to get out of here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then I realized some of my friends had forgotten my birthday!

angry best friend hills

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I decided.

friendship over

 

 

 

 

 

 

But really I was

depressed

 

 

 

 

 

However, I rallied.

get a drink

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I got my swag on, and got ready to go out

try to look cool MIB

 

 

 

 

 

But still the texts and tweets kept coming!

focused texting

 

 

 

 

 

And at this point I was just

alright

 

 

 

 

 

But we finally arrived.

fuck shit up alcohol - mean girls celebrate snoop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And all was cool until my family called to wish me happy birthday

angry phone call

 

 

 

 

 

But I handled it like a pro. And then a lady caught my eye.

gosling wink

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I felt like I was doing this

gentleman duff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but I was really more like this

we are gonna bang

 

 

 

 

 

She wasn’t having it.

not interested

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t feel bad though. I was ok with it.

sorry not sorry

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, admittedly, at this points it gets kind of fuzzy.

no way to tell where going willy wonka

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But somehow I got home. And you know what was waiting for me? MORE birthday wishes. and my immediate reaction was

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but then I realized I should be happy I have such great friends.

feelings mean girls dont hate 10 things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I had some cake, and went to bed.

eat smile garfield_faceplant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this morning I woke up, and pieced together last night. (Sorry if drunk texted you)

what franco stupid jonathan

 

 

 

 

 

 

and then I realized today was a Thursday.

shit

 

 

 

 

Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone!

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